Saturday, March 3, 2007
I'M BACK!!!
I'll tell you all about what I've been doing tomorrow or Monday.
Until then have yourselves a fine weekend!
Dr. Figg
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
A new evil to plague us!
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Merry Christmas!
Miss Nevada Katie Rees stripped of title for nude pictures - UPDATE
Nude Miss Nevada, Katie Rees needs help
Splash New Online has posted the offending nude photographs of Miss Nevada with a watermark designed to make it impossible, or at least more difficult to copy them and display them on other blogs.
A blog called Reinstate Miss Nevada Katie Rees has even been created by someone calling herself, or probably more accurately HIMSELF, Katie Rees. On this blog are reproduced some of the semi nude photos of Miss Nevada, Katie Rees.
Photos like this one:
Miss Nevada, Katie Rees exposing her buttocks
I show this photograph of a partially nude Miss Nevada, Katie Rees only for informational purposes. As a man of the cloth I do not endorse the display of photographs of nude women, even nude celebrities like Miss Nevada Katie Rees.
After viewing all of the nude photos of Miss Nevada Katie Rees I can tell you that this beautiful young woman who appears partially nude in photographs is troubled and requires counseling. I would be willing to spend a great deal of time with her one-on-one. We could discuss every detail of her sexual history and recreate the circumstances of each and every one of her falls into immorality. All in the interests of helping her to become a better person.
I am available to Miss Nevada Katie Rees, or to any other hot young woman who has had nude photographs posted on the Internet. Even if she was not a hot nude celebrity like Miss Nevada Katie Rees, but only a beautiful nude girl next door.
Those wishing to set up an appointment for counseling may contact me through this blog. Please send contact information and a sample of the nude photographs.
This post is from the heart and is in no way an attempt to grab search engine hits.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Christmas Meme
Very well, here goes.
Three things I want for Christmas:
1 - More members for my online congregation. Each of them eager to bring their tithes and offerings.
2 - A chance to witness one-on-one for an extended period of time with that now deposed Miss Nevada. We could explore her sin in detail. Perhaps even recreate it in order to help her understand and repent.
3 - The number of a good criminal attorney.
Three things I don't want for Christmas.
1 - Any kind of viral infection.
2 - Socks
3 - Another grand jury probe.
I now tag these fellow bloggers:
Perri Nelson
Allan Patterson
The World According to Carl
The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles
I can only tag four since I haven't been doing this long enough to know that many other bloggers.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Dr. Figg is honored!
However I received a pleasant surprise after I had finished my normal breakfast of an aspirin omelette and quart of black coffee. I logged on to the Internet to read my favorite blogs and news sites (always on the lookout for sermon material).
What did I see when I visited Hillbilly White Trash but that Lemuel Calhoon, the lord temporal of the mighty Hillbilly Ecosystem had anointed me, a humble street preacher, to the august position of Official Chaplain of the Hillbilly Ecosystem!
I assure all my followers that I shall discharge the responsibilities of my position with all the zeal and diligence required of such a high position.
In coming days I will post a fee schedule for the remission of sins. Of course the more heinous the sin the more expensive the absolution (business is business).